Mr Balls, long having been branded a c... and now having been ofishally renamed c... finally showed he doesnt only set a c... of a run. Amazingly what had been billed as a 40 minute jaunt turned out to be just that.

Which begs the question, Whats Balls up to? Can a leopard change his stripes or even his spots? Can we trust a man who needs a prison guard to look after him?

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