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Next Run: Wednesday 26th October 2011; Run 1499
Hare: Ding-a-Ling

Location: Sha Lo Tung

Time: 7.30pm

Run starts from the "pagoda" at the usual place.

Park: At the start.

Public transport: Go to the Tai Po industrial estate and get a cab

Lift: 7pm at Hong Lok Yuen meeting point – the junction just before the road bridge over the railway as you approach Hong Lok Yuen.

In case of difficulties, call Billy Jizz, 9042 1642.

Hare says: No comment.

 

Hareline

1497 / October 12 / Dram

1498 / October 19 / Bogbrush

1499 / October 26 / Dingaling

1500 / Saturday, October 29 / Billy Jizz, Dram & Eunuch

1501 / November 2/ The Return of Soleless

Note to hares: Webby needs next run info by the preceding Saturday to ensure timely web placement.

 

Diary Dates

Next T8 Hash – Seung Nin Playground, from Exit A2, Hang Hau MTR station.

Saturday, October 15 – Raleigh Challenge (overnight)
http://www.raleigh.org.hk/eng/programme/L3_Raleigh_Challeng_Wilson_Trail.php

Friday, October 21 – Moontrekker (overnight)
http://www.moontrekker.com

Saturday, October 29 – Northern New Territories Hash 1500th Run

Saturday, November 5 – Party: the wedding of Victim of Circumcision

Friday, November 11-Sunday, November 13 – Free China Hash Hell Kitty Tour, Taiwan (fully booked)

Wednesday, November 23 – Northern New Territories Hash AGM

Saturday, November 26-Sunday, November 27 – cycle tour, Guangdong (tentative)

Sunday, December 11 – Santa Hash

Friday, September 7-Sunday, September 9, 2012 – China Nash Hash. Venue: Hong Kong. Saturday run: New Territories.

 

Visitors

Disclaimer: The Northern New Territories Hash House Harriers does not comprise "drunks commonly found roaming the hills of Hong Kong at night and behaving like twats". We do not carouse irreverently over darkling fells. Neither do we forage in the bracken for cans of Carlsberg Special. We are actually an association of clean-limbed athletes, lovers of the arts and purveyors of stimulating conversation, lofty ideals and wicked humour. Don't believe us? There's only one way to find out – come hashing with us. Wednesday evenings, 7.30pm.

We are usually able to offer a lift to visitors. Arrangements vary run to run. Call any of the following, who will be able to help:

GM Billy Jizz (Mike) 9042 1642

GM2 Mango Groove (Eddy) 9838 7841

RA Eunuch (Paul) 6388 3149

RA2 Walky Talky (Jane) 9126 3585

 

Consecutive Runs League

Consecutive runs up to Run No. 1494

Name	Runs
Golden Balls	10
One Eyed Jack	8
G-Spot	7
Mango Groove	4
Velcro Lips	2

 

Run Tallies

Hashers who have run since the last AGM (up to Run 1491)

Name	Since AGM	Ever
Andrew	1	1
Antiseptic	3	177
Beer Tits	3	55
Big Moany	13	648
Billy Jizz	37	165
Bogbrush	12	436
Brainiac	10	13
Catch of the Day	2	3
Chemical Ali	1	113
Chris Higgins	2	?
Cum on Irene	11	15
Desperate Dan	2	37
Dingaling	11	216
Dino	1	1
D-Ram	25	673
Eunuch	40	574
Fartypants	10	582
Gloria	1	7
Golden Balls	44	384
Golden Jelly	18	44
Go West	4	461
Graham	4	4
G Spot	30	244
Gunpowder Plod	17	32
Hard Up	1	?
Jollyboobs	2	14
Letch	1	?
Liberace	27	264
Luk Sup Gow	22	757
Mahali	4	?
Mango Groove	38	691
Moonie	8	162
North & South	1	1
Pissed Principal	1	1
One Eyed Jack	38	474
Overdue	3	30
Qutee	7	12
Salesman	1	50
Serbian Bomber	5	50
Steve	1	1
Stingray	33	693
Tangerine Dream	2	?
The 7-Up Kid	1	1
VD	4	147
Velcro Lips	13	256
Victim of Circum	1	1
Walky Talky	15	610
Wandering W.	2	117
Zimmerframe	6	?

 

Latest Run Reports

As reported by our Scribe, Mango Groove

Scroll to bottom for most recent

NORTHERN  NEW TERRITORIES HASH PRE -SCHOOL
Newsletter RUNS 1483 – 1486

Dear Parents
This month there were five hashes…very hot conditions, very wet conditions, several new runners, several returnees, a virgin hare, a virgin runner and a hash crash or two.

Run 1487 Eunuch (Kau Lung Hang)
Well after the previous week N2TH3 reunion run we were back to our usual selves with professional cheese eater Eunuch hosting this weeks run. Before continuing pleases forgive the scribe for his brevity as he was not present on this week’s run choosing instead to pay a short visit to the land of milk and fanny. Now as we all know Eunuch loves a good hill and one would guess that he would have had something big and bumpy in store for us all. After gathering together the usual battyboyz, instructions were given and off the little girls blouses went round the back end of Kau Lung Hang and up onto Cloudy Hill road.  It was at this point that the GM Billy Jizz lived up to his name by squirting a massive gusher all over little Cutee cos he got over excited at the prospect of a nice long steep run, up a hill. 
As the smallish pack ran upwards, Tangerine Dream was showing us all how fit she is by keeping up with the N2TH3 stalwarts Golden Balls, Golden Jelly and Braniac. The trail led right up to a check-back near the junction leading towards Lau Shui Heung Reservoir which of course is where most of the pack figured trail would be…but the hare actually found a trail leftwards that looks like a blind ended path but actually is a superb shiggy trail. It was at this point that poor Golden Balls got stung by some nasty poison oak and Billy Jizz got afraid of the dark and waited for Tangerine Dream to hold his hand. 
So up the little children went all the way to the crest at Bird Hill. Trail then led back down the steep hill, through the graves on the hillside and onto Cloudy Hill road where Eunuch, LSG and Fartypantz were waiting to offer delicious cold beer to the little children. After the beer stop it was just a simple run on home where lots of girls were waiting in their bra and panties and Zimmerframe – who was also in his bra and panties – but couldn’t really pass as a girl cos he has too much bush on his face. As usual we had another entertaining circle led by the GM and RA with plenty of chocolate biscuits and strawberry milkshake for afters.

Run 1488 Big Bonehead (Airfield Road, Kam Tin)
Well the weather leading up to this week’s run had been very wet to say the least but as we know Big Bonehead is an experienced hare so no worries about not having a trail. As we gathered at the end of the Airfield road, we could see that the weather had scared off all of the real N2TH3 homosexuals as the pack was quite small in number. As we waited for instructions Golden Balls was busy showing off his rash from the previous week’s run and Liberace was also busy practising his van parking skills. The hare then gave us precise instructions that it was a short flat run, marked in flour and chalk.  
The first check eventually lead us back down the road and left onto a long trail leading towards Big Bonehead’s favorite water pipe. The check at the water pipe was a no brainer as Eunuch, Mango Groove and Liberace jumped straight onto the pipe and having found trail made a pact not to push each other off.  There then followed a few more checks along the pipe that had Eunuch, Billy Jizz and Liberace checking left and right but the trail kept going all the way along right to the village at the end. It was here that Dram, Cum on Irene and Hard Up magically appeared, having been given inside information from Chris Higgins on where to shortcut. Billy Jizz and Eunuch found trail leading through the village and into the open field area behind where a well-placed split had Mango and Liberace completely fooled as they went right but the trail went straight towards the nullah. Both Eunuch and Billy JIZZ went through the nullah but everyone else opted to use the footbridge. 
The trail kept going straight and all of the FRBs missed the check leading around the village and ran straight towards the bridge at the end and then right at the check. Again we all bumped into the three short-cutters and it did not go unnoticed that Hard Up and Cum On Irene had been scrumping guavas. We then ran onto another check that took us left and on home where LSG was waiting. After about almost 30 minutes we suddenly noticed that there was no Golden Balls or Golden Jelly. Little Eunuch began to cry as he figured they had both been eaten by a dinosaur, but Billy Jizz reassured him that dinosaurs are extinct and the worst that could have happened is that they had actually managed to do what we failed to…yes use a little bit of the grey matter and actually find the correct trail.  This proved to be so as soon afterwards both of the Goldens were spotted running towards the bucket. In fact it was noticed that Golden Balls was racing and having touched the bucket first and done the full trail it should be duly noted that Golden Balls won the hash tonight. During the circle the heavens opened big time so we kept the down-downs short and headed for a little bit of food in the nice Chinese restaurant next to the Jockey Club in Kam Tin.

Run 1489 Gunpowder Plod (Sai Kung)
Well this week was going to be a little bit unique as it has been a long time since the N2TH3 had a run in Sai Kung. The venue was Plod’s house and as we assembled it was apparent that Gunpowder Plod had enlisted the help of his neighbour and visiting hasher Pissed Principal In Pink, cos she was looking well tired. After the usual instructions we ran left and down the road onto the first check which led us through and out of the village.  One Eyed Jack was already hunting out short-cut opportunities and Cum On Irene decided to turn back. The trail took us down onto a parallel trail running near a stream where Billy Jizz and Golden Balls called “on-on”, later realizing that they were not following the “on-on” calls of fellow hashers but instead the croaks of male bull frogs in search of a mate…yes, total buffoons!!!. 
Now Gunpowder Plod is a hare that likes to keep the pack together, and indeed lots of checks kept the pack very close. Brainiac and Cutee found trail leading us around some nice shiggy and back onto the main road where a very well place check had us bamboozled for a little while with Mango eventually finding trail into some vegetation and heading towards another village. At this point One Eyed Jack had decided to make his own way home but the rest of pack continued through the village and onto another check that led us down some steps and around the trees at the bottom. The wonderful hash trail continued as we headed into the fields behind and back to trail below where we started.  As practically every resident in this village has a dog it proved very easy for Golden Balls to solve the unmarked checks by just following the woof woofs.  
We’d already been running an hour plus and as it was a really hot evening even the fittest of our hashers were beginning to feel the pace. We headed uphill, passing through a couple of checks and then a check-back which took us left into some grassland area before bringing us out to just above where we started. As we gathered on Plod’s rooftop, the host and hare wanted to make us feel really gay (and at home) by playing us a few lovely soft melodies from Sir Elton John. Major topics of conversation this week included the recent riots in the UK and the pros and cons of eating meat…what a bunch of intellectual dudes we really are!!! Once we were all back some pizza was ordered and we had a nice circle led by the GM and RA. What can I say…another great run from Gunpowder Plod and another great evening with the N2TH3 Pre-School.

Run 1490 Brainiac (Kings Belly, Tai Po)
Well it has been a long time since we have had a virgin hare and the GM had brought along a 5 kg tub of Vaseline just for the nights festivities. But things were to get even better…as we gathered outside the King Belly not only were we blessed with a virgin hare but also a new virgin runner Deano and things got even better as a new runner for the N2TH3 Pre-School, Catch Of The Day, also appeared…and not only that, even Go West made another one of his magical appearances. The GM and RA could not contain themselves and had to make several pre-run trips to the washroom just to get things under control.
As we stood around waiting, Golden Balls appeared looking like a cross between the Virgin Mary and Rambo as he was dressed from head to toe in white and was wearing a white headband just for special effect. After Golden Jelly and One Eyed Jack had got themselves ready a small urgent circle was formed as the hare Braniac began giving out instructions….checks with arrows…chalk and flour and when you see a big flour arrow at the base of the hill climb that is your rambo / wimp split. After Eunuch gave the hare his usual pre-run kiss and cuddle off we headed right down Kwong Fuk Road onto the first check.  This was a real surprise as trail was called heading up the steps above Wan Tan Tau Path. Needless to say we never saw Golden Balls, One Eyed Jack and Golden Jelly again. Catch Of The Day and Billy Jizz solved the first few checks as we jumped over the railings and headed up a shiggified trail where Mango was saved from a nasty slide downhill by the warm soft hands of Deano. Mango was later overheard saying “I was actually OK.. I am the downhill king after all and that Deano only wanted to fondle my arse cos he is Greek”. Anyway we headed back down to and then up the road running towards Classic Gardens where Go West and Eunuch found trail right and leading us up the hill along the steps. True to form we found the big arrow that indicates R / W split and as usual everyone took the Rambo option leading upwards on the steep steps.
As Billy Jizz and Deano neared the top of the concrete path Eunuch, Go West and Catch Of The Day were seen running back shouting something that sounded like “Sorry I messed up please go back” but being the usual buffoons that we are we did not heed such warnings, choosing instead to take the first trail leading rightwards downhill. This proved to be quite a decent bit of trail apart from the bit where Mango managed to smash the entire left side of his face into a bit of tree stump that was sticking out.  As Mango was crying in pain he was comforted by Go West and Eunuch who told him that there was lots of blood and that he would have a nice black eye to show his students in the morning.  Anyway we continued down onto the steps and then right and straight heading back into Tai Po…however the GM being the lovely bloke that he is was worried about Catch Of The Day and Deano, and went back to get them. Everyone was back in less than an hour, being greeted at the bar by LSG and Gloria. The hare Brainiac later admitted that he didn’t have enough chalk, hence the cock up, and he was worried that we will all scold him for his run. No such luck as being the N2TH3 Pre-School we don’t give a toss about how good or bad the runs are just make sure the chocolate milkshakes are cold. As usual we had an entertaining circle led by the GM and RA…this time we used our brains and actually had the circle away from the front of the bars. So there ended another N2TH3 evening and a pretty good first hared run from Brainiac.

Run 1491 Golden Balls / Golden Jelly (Tin Shui Wai)
Well what can I say…this was to be little Gobble Balls fifth run of the hash year, what a dedicated hasher he really is. As we gathered at the run start above a village that overlooks the fish ponds there was no sign of the hare, only returnee Stingray and visitor Andy, and as usual we messed about until 8pm. This week we spent 10 minutes talking to Gobble Balls on the phone, another 10 minutes to look for a torch for someone and even when we actually decided to make a start there was another delay as a shout of “Wait for me…wait for me!” could be heard down the road as Big Bonehead was late for class dressed in his PE kit. 
Anyway off we went…Catch Of The Day led us up the road and around and into the shiggy trail behind….this was great hash trail with a check placed in the middle of an open area that could have led us in many directions. In fact we spent quite a while at this check and in our desperation to find trail we called on all our powers of intelligence. One Eyed Jack used the old red Indian trick as he told us all to look out for paw prints and Eunuch tried to sniff out where Gobble Balls had gone. Actually Eunuch proved correct in the use of his untested methodology as he found trail heading down and back behind the village.  The trail took us onto the main road with a pretty long straight run onto a check below a footbridge where both G-Spot and Catch Of The Day found trail to the right over some strange looking nullah as Billy Jizz, and Braniac had to run back to catch them up. 
There then followed a pretty steep climb up and then down some nice shiggy before heading back through the village. As the FRBs were busy showing off their speed, Mango actually spotted the correct trail that everyone had run off. There was then another long stretch of trail near the border that went onto a check back with correct trail easily found right. The last stretch of trail was again pretty long as we passed the stinky ponds and headed back to the start. Just as in the Bible the animals came in two by two, but as Eunuch came in he launched a plastic bottle in the direction of Gobble Balls head. Back at the buckets we were soon to learn that Liberace had set off late so we knew we were in for a long evening. In fact the last of the prompt starters came back in about 2 hours. Not to worry as we were entertained by Gobble Balls effort to remove a tick from Golden Jelly’s leg – at one point he even pulled out a lighter. New runner Andy was busy telling us about his ultra-long run exploits  to which Mango replied “We also do 100km runs on this hash you know…but we like to chunk it over a 50 week period.” Once our beloved Liberace had made it back we had another fun circle led by the GM and RA and then off home to bed. So there ended another great evening with the N2TH3 Pre-School…good effort Gobble Balls and Golden Jelly.

 

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